Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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