I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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