Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
high people should be assigned attendants
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
