My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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