is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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