You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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