She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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