I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
there is glitter all over my balls
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
