your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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