ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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