He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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