If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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