I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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