Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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