I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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