Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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