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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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