I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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