No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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