Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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