so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Did I show you my penis last night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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