'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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