is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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