I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
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I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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