just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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