we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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