just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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