I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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