she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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