so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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