butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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