i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I love you. Go after that dick
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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