hell yes lets make some ravioli
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
