I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
