Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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