I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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