He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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