S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
two words: eviction party
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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