On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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