Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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