He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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