The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
