I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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