I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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