is wine microwaveable?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
do nipples grow back?
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