i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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