I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My ATM looks so different sober.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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