If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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