We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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