I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Found your dick twin last night
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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