my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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