i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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