Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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