a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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